Rum Tum Tugger is a colloquial term for an actor or musician who has a sexual conquest with a member of his/her audience after a performance. Derives its name from a character in Andrew Lloyd Webber's musical "Cats" on account of Rum Tum Tugger's curious affinity for breaking the imaginary fourth wall and entering the audience.
-Noun
You little Rum Tum Tugger you! I knew that you would sleep with that girl from the second row!
-Verb
Easy there, Lyndsay, just because I talked to your sister between Acts doesn't mean I am trying to Rum Tum Tugger.
-Adjective
Break out the makeup, my cat costume, and have the set guy give him a backstage pass, I'm up for some Rum Tum Tugger action tonight!
You little Rum Tum Tugger you! I knew that you would sleep with that girl from the second row!
-Verb
Easy there, Lyndsay, just because I talked to your sister between Acts doesn't mean I am trying to Rum Tum Tugger.
-Adjective
Break out the makeup, my cat costume, and have the set guy give him a backstage pass, I'm up for some Rum Tum Tugger action tonight!
by WBK June 13, 2007
Get the Rum Tum Tuggermug. Fellatio that is given on a piece of poo that is sticking a quarter inch out of you or your partners bum.
by Dick van Jovi September 14, 2010
Get the rum tum tuggermug. A dick so big and thick that it will cause your partners anus to flower (Prolapse) as soon as you pull out. Similar to the California Cherry Crusher. If not used wisely, it can cause serious consequences, including, prolapsed rectums, literally being split apart, and...prolapsed rectums (Is that all there is? Really, you couldn't think of anything better Jeffery. It's your fault, you know, that we don't sleep together anymore! *Starts to cry* I came out for you...)
Detective: Why does everyone make me take the sexual death cases...Okay, what's the cause of death?
Doc: It's seems a Maryland Anal Tugger was shoved up this poor man's anus sir.
Detective: Like the California Cherry Crusher?
Doc: Yes but, it only works on the anus, sir?
*The Detective's phone starts buzzing. He pulls his phone out to here crying.*
Detective: You and Jeffery had a fight...I'm on my way.
Doc: It's seems a Maryland Anal Tugger was shoved up this poor man's anus sir.
Detective: Like the California Cherry Crusher?
Doc: Yes but, it only works on the anus, sir?
*The Detective's phone starts buzzing. He pulls his phone out to here crying.*
Detective: You and Jeffery had a fight...I'm on my way.
by IRHMP August 27, 2016
Get the Maryland Anal Tuggermug. by NUT TUGGER July 28, 2018
Get the Portuguese nut tuggermug. by RTM 1963 September 11, 2014
Get the Tool-tuggermug. Both partners must be raised in Prineville Oregon. Both should lay on hands and knees and insert anal beads into both anus's and then begin the act of tug-o-war.
My uncle born and raised in prineville oregon told me he picked up a live rabbit on the side of the road one day and wanted to try something new and if you knew my uncle Dave you knew he always had a drink in his hand and an anal bead in his butt. So he took the rabbit home he told me and stripped butt naked went out to his truck grabbed the rabbit by the neck and took it inside. He then got on both hands and knees and inserted the anal beads hanging from his anus into the rabbits anus. That's when a violent game of tug-o-war began. A prinetucky tugger.
by Prinetucky tugger March 13, 2020
Get the prinetucky tuggermug. by Suq Madeek January 3, 2022
Get the Toilet tuggermug.