turkish chonga

A hot biatch of foreign descent.

Akers: Damn, thats one HOT asian girl.

Mr. Bricks: Some turkish chonga for real Broseph!

by spankdaddy October 3, 2011

Turkish Door Jam

for this to work properly one must first turn on the heat throughout the house, get into a nice HOT shower, so that your sack hangs like never before. After the shower the house should be nice and toasty to keep hang-time. then one must throw his sack over his penis to resemble a turkey. then slam their partner in the ass violently making them gobble like a turkey.

yeah bro, she said she was on her way over, so i told her i would be in the shower, and to just come in and wait for me.....i snuck up from behind and gave that bitch the Turkish Door Jam!

by RodHart December 12, 2010

Turkish Gameshow

A phrase used to describe something chaotic, hectic, or difficult to understand. Thought to have originated in lower Alabama, perhaps in Baldwin or Mobile county.

"College is such a Turkish Gameshow"

Girl 1: "How is the trip so far?"
Girl 2: "It's like a Turkish Gameshow. My family is so crazy."

by fbgLyre September 9, 2010

Turkish Thunder Whip

The act of a male aggressively slapping his female counterpart across the face with his testicles. This act is typically preformed at the height of a sexual climax, just before the male blows his load in her bruised face.

Male 1: Dude, I totally gave your sister a black eye when I Turkish Thunder Whipped her last nite!
Male 2: You Jizz Monkey!

by The Jizz Monkier December 15, 2009

TURKISH REVENGE

in Turkey, if you stab someone above the waist, it is considered an attempt at murder. To bypass the charge, but also teaching someone a lesson, a Turkish Revenge is when someone is stabbed below the belt, i.e. the ass. Coined in the movie "Midnight Express."

"...you can stab or shoot somebody below the waist but not above because that's intent to kill. So everyone runs around stabbing everyone else in the ass. That's what they call Turkish revenge." --Billy Hayes, Midnight Express

by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW March 2, 2007

turkish drill press

Rolling a chick up onto her shoulder blades, legs extended over her head, then banging her in a squat type manner with your dong pointed straight down.

Joey's hamstrings were so sore yesterday morning after turkish drill pressing Sarah in the hay barn all night.

by Dr. PhilGood January 4, 2009

turkish pinata

After a rather violent bout of laxitive fueled anal penetration, partner A removes the feces covered semen filled condom from the still engorged member of partner B. Upon removal, the condom is inflated by mouth and popped. Hilarity ensues

Ben pulled out of Jerry who, much like a flash of lightning, spun to retrieve the spent condom, blew it up, and popped that turkish pinata all over his bearded ice cream face.

by *samIam* January 12, 2008