Troys are a breed of subhumans that have large nostrils, usually the size of black holes. They are typically 2-3 feet, but can be as short as 6 inches. Troys gain their energy from consuming d100s, and making bad jokes. When a Troy dies, it evaporates into the wind.
by AJTheApple May 4, 2019

Speaker #1: That guy is so cool.
Speaker #2: He must be named Troy.
Speaker #1: I would fuck him till I drop.
Speaker #2: He must be named Troy.
Speaker #1: I would fuck him till I drop.
by dory1536 December 4, 2017

Some kid 11-16 who thinks hes parkour pro but is not really. He might try and jump and touch the top of a tree to show off to other females.
by BlazinRaisinAf October 3, 2017

Someone who has brown shaggy hair, wears beanies, has pokemon plugs, a weird high-ish voice, and loves Peace Tea. He's also really sweet and adorable.
by weird person who has issues April 7, 2015

Stuck up cocky ass who think he can get any girl he wants. He thinks he is amazing at sports and school, when he is not. This is a person who is friends with many, but is hated by more. His friends talk shit on him more than he knows, and he does not even like his stupid cunt friends. He trys to hard and fails everytime, he is a pathalogical liar and man slut. He repulses most girls except for few. Takes what people think of him too seriously.
WOAH! Did you see that guy over there?
Ewah, yeash hes trying to hard to act like hes the shit.
Hes deffintely a Troy !
Ewah, yeash hes trying to hard to act like hes the shit.
Hes deffintely a Troy !
by shadnk February 3, 2008
