Touching Grass

Personally, Something I highly recommend you do.

"You have been playing Minecraft for days now, I think you should be touching grass."

by Cool ore March 10, 2022

Touching France

The act of putting one finger up the 'pink' and the other the 'stink' and pressing them together so that all that is dividing them is a thin wall.
Reminiscent of the time when the Channel Tunnel was nearly completed and the English engineers 'touched hands' with the French engineers behind the rock.

It got rather kinky last night with my wife Barbara. I was touching France while we embraced and she was putty in my hands.

by Lucifer Corn Beef November 2, 2008

Touchings

small eats, snacks to have with strong alcoholic beverages.

Can i get some pickle as touchings.
Where are the touchings.
I will buy the touchings.
Who the fuck is bringing the touchings

by snazzed June 24, 2011

troughing

When you're out and you feel low due to fatigue, full and/or hungover.

A: I'm troughing.
B: Me too want to go home?

by Klimeat June 7, 2009

touching the unicorn

To reach a state of devine inebriation.

Somebody is said to be touching the unicorn when at the peak of a psychedelic drug trip.

Morgan took just enough magic mushrooms to be nicely touching the unicorn.

This acid is weak mate you told me i would be touching the unicorn after only half a tab. give me my money back

by paranoidburnleycurtaintwitcher July 30, 2011

Troughing

Eating a vast quantity of fattening food, with haste.

Dude, you wanna get something to eat at Marcel's? How about Gibson's or Ruth's Chris? Nah, I'm not feeling it. Let's just go troughing at Chili's.

by Stauff30 March 19, 2012

touching tips

The well-guarded secret greeting amongst men that may only be performed in the complete absence of women. It is performed by two men standing opposite of each other and pressing the tips of their penises together. Very similar to a handshake. Eye contact is not advised, verbal consent is strongly recommended and proper hygiene is greatly appreciated.
Also a great and completely non-awkward way to determine if an individual is circumcised.

"Hello there dear Sir, care to engage of touching tips?"
"Well how could one refuse such a modest and reasonable request? Of course I would like nothing more"
*presses tips together*
"Splendiferous, say, I couldn't help but notice that you are circumcised."
"Yes, what a keen and correct observation you have made."
*END*

by Fromundo June 19, 2016