john@mycomp:~$ cd discordmod
john@mycomp:~/discordmod$ touch grass
john@mycomp:~/discordmod$ ls
grass
john@mycomp:~/discordmod$ touch grass
john@mycomp:~/discordmod$ ls
grass
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Touch Grass - A humorous insult suggesting someone should get some fresh air or engage with reality.
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Get the Touch Grass mug.When a person hasn't been outside to touch grass in more than 2 weeks, then u have Can't Touch Grass Syndrome, where they're officially lost to League of Legends
"Bruh i havent been outside for 2 months ,i probly have Cant Touch Grass Syndrome"John Snow
"Oh ,that checks out,u have been inside alot,u look like a vampire,cause i havent been outside for years" Princess Bubblegum
"Oh ,that checks out,u have been inside alot,u look like a vampire,cause i havent been outside for years" Princess Bubblegum
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His comment on Reddit bothered me and so rather than make a reasoned comment, I told him to touch grass.
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