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Rusty Torres

A sexual move in which one person (male or female) shoves a Gordita up a mans ass whilst giving said man a blowjob while humming “La Cucaracha”.
Person 1: “Hey, I heard you got with Max last night! How was it?”
Person 2: “It was great, expect for when he asked me to give him the ol’ Rusty Torres... I was thoroughly confused.”
by Offensive Offender February 4, 2020
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Alan Torres

“Hey have you heard of Alan Torres?”

“No, who is he??”

“Alan Torres, the king of rape”
by Cocomelom April 24, 2022
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diego torres

He is the cutest, funniest guy ever. He knows just how to make you laugh. He is really cute and shy. He won’t ask you out because he is shy, but probably really likes you! He asks a lot of questions but is really kind!
by BitchFluff December 21, 2018
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Joseph Torres

A Stupid Negro who brakes TVs and cries like a little bitch. His mom also doesn't care when he does something wrong even though he should have his ass beaten. He is Also banned from Tr3yWay.
Hey, have you heard what Joseph Torres did?
No matter what he did I bet he is a stinky negro for it.
by GREG HEFFLY January 31, 2019
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Fernando Torres

A garbage striker, who misses everything, including his dinner!
by LolArsenal April 20, 2014
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Fernando Torres

the most expensive and most moneyfaced footballer ever, have already broken one record when he transferred from Atletico Madrid to Liverpool for a club record 20m pounds only to demand a move to Chelsea for a world record 50m pounds. he only score goals so that one goal is worth 1m when transfer fee is taken into account
After playing so well for Chelsea, Real Madrid went real mad and bought Fernando Torres for 100m pounds
by gitw March 22, 2011
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Cord Torres

Someone who is indescribably unlike anyone else, but in a positive way
At first I thought he was really way, but now I realize he's just a Cord Torres
by nhetu May 9, 2011
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