mashed topatoes

How darling little children pronounce mashed potatoes lol

Little scuz: can I have some more mashed topatoes

Baby mama and baby daddy: awww

by Whopper_jr1 October 20, 2020

Dr.Tophat

He’s a great guy who loves his friends and family. He doesn’t like to me fucked with and will stand up for the ones he cares for. Overall don’t fuck with Dr.Tophat

Hey, that’s Dr.Tophat

by JummY hOHn May 26, 2021

Dr.Tophat

Dr.Tophat is a great guy who loves his friends and family. He will fight for the ones he cares for. You don’t want to fuck with Dr.Tophat. He really is one of a kind, and is always trying to help people. He enjoys thinking quite a lot and often finds ways to entertain himself and others.

Hey look, it’s Dr.Tophat

by thetophatman May 29, 2021

Horizontal Tophat

When you fuck a girl through a top hat that's full of pigeon shit and peanut butter with her legs doing a split with white bread slices with a hole in a middle.

"I got aids"
"It's all that horizontal tophat bruh"

by Ittytittyman April 27, 2022

Çavuşu tokatlamak

Means to masturbate in Turkish

Her gün Çavuşu tokatlarım.(I do masturbate everyday.)"Çavuşu tokatlamak"

by Karabekir18 August 20, 2023

Tritip Tophat

The act of 2 men using their foreskin to cover a third man’s penis.

John and Matt gave me a tritip tophat last night- Ben

by The dirty birdie December 10, 2023

Texas Tophat

A non descriptive, ambiguous insult for anything. Used to keep the subject in the dark.

"Why do you look like such a texas tophat?" "When did your house become a texas tophat?"

by texastophat January 5, 2024