Cockmeat Tombstone

A wrestling finishing move where ones opponent is flipped Into "pile-driving" position while his bottoms are pulled down to free the cockmeat to be placed in the mouth of the wrestler. Then once firmly balls deep in mouth the arms are raised with jazz hands. Once this is done, the wrestler does the splits while driving the opponent's head in the mat.

Oh no! He has him deep in his mouth and inverted! Hes going to give him the dreaded cockmeat tombstone!

by Danimalbaby November 15, 2020

Tombstone

Adjective
Describes a person or something as being over with/done/dead/unfortunate and or being used as an instigation

Week 5 It’s tombstone for y’all

by Tombstoner August 11, 2022

Tombstone

Adjective
Means to be over with/ dead/ and or an unfortunate situation

It’s tombstone for y’all week 5

by Tombstoner August 11, 2022

Tombstone

When you have sex with a female that just lays there like a dead fish.

“Was that pussy gas?”

“Fuck no that bitch a tombstone”

by Grett barbo August 27, 2022

Tombstone Mirror Myers

Someone who was once really funny, but now just blends into the background

"You know the kid who still thinks communism is funny? Yeah he's a real Tombstone Mirror Myers"

by Ghostface's MySpace November 3, 2021

Porcelain Tombstones

When someone uses teeth whitening products, and usually those not recommended by dentists, for an extensive period of time; that their lower gums recede making their teeth look like perfectly white porcelain tombstones. Otherwise known as an Instagram Models curse.

Wow they are hot, but look at their porcelain tombstones! You could loose a toothbrush between them…

by GrUVee August 13, 2021

Living Tombstone

heavy morning wood that goes away before you wake up

"my man gets a living tombstone every night"

by skeletussy September 17, 2025