An act of a Naked man climbing a tree up to a branch then proceeding to stretch his penis around the branch and puts into his anus then proceeding to hang from the branch.
My Dick hurts after doing that Human Noose yesterday
by Kitsunes Balls July 24, 2021
I heard he was into some Naughty Noose
by Naughty Noose August 29, 2022
A shockingly dark song that tells you how to commit suicide by hanging. It was so controversial that the artist had to make a family-friendly version.
The Noose Song
Let's learn how to tie a noose
It's easy if you're not obtuse
All you need is a piece of rope
And abandon all your hope
You make a loop and the snake goes down
But changes his mind and turns around
And climbs back up to the top again
This is where the fun begins
You take the snake and spiral down
And at the bottom, what has he found?
The snake goes into the rabbit's hole
And you give the top a pull
Now it's ready for your use
This is how you tie a noose
Let's learn how to tie a noose
It's easy if you're not obtuse
All you need is a piece of rope
And abandon all your hope
You make a loop and the snake goes down
But changes his mind and turns around
And climbs back up to the top again
This is where the fun begins
You take the snake and spiral down
And at the bottom, what has he found?
The snake goes into the rabbit's hole
And you give the top a pull
Now it's ready for your use
This is how you tie a noose
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 13, 2021
When you give somebody a colombian necktie but instead of letting them be, you tie their tongue to a noose and let it hold the person up.
John: You won't believe what I saw on LiveLeak the other day!
Sara: What?
John: This dude got a colombian noose infront of child!
Sara: Holy shit.
Sara: What?
John: This dude got a colombian noose infront of child!
Sara: Holy shit.
by Resonanaced September 08, 2020
A violent act of murder where a person is cut open across the abdomen reveiling the intestines, the victum is then strangled to death with his or her own intrails
by ratinkreig August 12, 2008
This word/phrase was formed as a sort of joke but really seems to have more meening.
A Toiletpaper Noose is a sort of empty threat. Like acting sad or saying "I'm going to kill myself" just for attention.
It's sad and moronic.
A Toiletpaper Noose is a sort of empty threat. Like acting sad or saying "I'm going to kill myself" just for attention.
It's sad and moronic.
"Look at how sad he just got. He's just going to make a Toiletpaper Noose."
or "He's just Making a Toiletpaper Noose"
or "He's just Making a Toiletpaper Noose"
by Jake June 17, 2004
1) A beautiful, goddess of a woman. The object of every woman's envy and every man's emotional desires. 2) Administress of the Linkin Park Message Board.
1 -
Guy 1: Wouldn't you wanna go out with Pretty Noose?
Guy 2: No way! She's Widge's.. he'd kick my ass.
Guy 1: Yeah, I know.. lucky bastard. *sighs*
(Both dream of her)
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2 -
Banee: PRETTY NOOSE IS EVIL SHE BANNED ME WAHHHHHHH!!!!
Guy 1: Wouldn't you wanna go out with Pretty Noose?
Guy 2: No way! She's Widge's.. he'd kick my ass.
Guy 1: Yeah, I know.. lucky bastard. *sighs*
(Both dream of her)
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2 -
Banee: PRETTY NOOSE IS EVIL SHE BANNED ME WAHHHHHHH!!!!
by Jesus Christ of Nazareth December 21, 2004