The act of blowing your runny nose into the cleavage of your female partner, then using the nasal discharge as lubrication to titty fuck her.
Babe my allergies are killing me tonight, can I give you "Tissue Box" and kill two birds with one stone?
by JDizzleFerrizzle March 31, 2009
bath tissue is a pussified version of toilet paper. It's basically what TV commercials say because they think toilet paper is too vulgar.
Commercial: New Charmin bath tissue, now more absorbent.
TV watcher: WHAT THE HELL!? IT'S CALLED TOILET PAPER FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
TV watcher: WHAT THE HELL!? IT'S CALLED TOILET PAPER FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
by My ballsack February 26, 2010
by GinaMarie September 25, 2007
A tissue rush is when one is nearing climax during masterbation, they are so lost in the moment that they forget to reach for a tissue and have to do so at the very last moment, sometimes reducing the quailty of the wank.
Mark: "God last night I was watching this amazing porn. I got so into it
Joe: "Was there a tissue rush?"
Mark: "Yes, yes there was."
Joe: "Was there a tissue rush?"
Mark: "Yes, yes there was."
by TheMarsh January 31, 2009
When you nut in your own mouth then proceed to sneeze in your partners genital area, the semen will be shot into the orifice, thus turning your partner into a used tissue.
Friend 1: Awe dude I totally turned my girl into the used tissue
Friend 2: Isnt that kinda gay tho?
Friend 1: Nah because I said no homo before.
Friend 2: What is it though?
Friend 1: It is da wae to enlightenment
Friend 2: Isnt that kinda gay tho?
Friend 1: Nah because I said no homo before.
Friend 2: What is it though?
Friend 1: It is da wae to enlightenment
by yunghugger January 18, 2018
"Man Ash is such a Rectal Tissue"
"Jess don't eat the rectal tissues."
"Ash's rectal tissue is his own hand"
"Jess don't eat the rectal tissues."
"Ash's rectal tissue is his own hand"
by Jash77 August 27, 2007
by Suckme cocriyt nowpls December 5, 2016