thumb service

One person sticking their thumb up the ass of another during sex

Mary loved it when I gave her thumb service during sex, but when she tried it on me I said “no thanks!”

by Mrshinnypants June 21, 2020

Kart Thumb

Another name for the blisters and general soreness felt in your thumb after playing Mario Kart 64 for too long. Caused by constant grinding of the thumb against the N64's rough control sick during sharp turns.

Dude, I can't play this play this anymore. I'm getting kart thumb.

by HereWeGo September 2, 2012

heated thumb warmer

To give a guy with a chode a handjob.

Hey big boy you want a heated thumb warmer?

by Dafghdugresgcdf December 7, 2013

Québécois Thumb War

An age old tradition in the Canadian province of Quebec. This means of competition involves two combatants, the first competitor to shove his thumb up the other's anus is the defined victor. The provincial champion also gains the honor of being the leader of Quebec's Bloc Québécois Party.

"My father will not admit that I am a man, I will defeat him in a québécois thumb war." - Jim

"Mario Beaulieu is an idiot, I wish someone would just challenge him to a québécois thumb war already" - Jean

by OrangeChocolate July 20, 2014

thumb rests

Those hot little dimples that girls with nice bodies have above their asses. So named because of their use when giving it to a girl from behind.

"God damn, look at the thumb rests on that one. I can only imagine what doggystyle sex would be like with her."

by Snodfrey February 15, 2005

thumbing in a softie

The term given to pushing a flaccid penis into the vagina.

Drunk dude: Im too pissed, its never gonna work
Female: Cmon work with it otherwise ill fuck your friends
Drunk dude: Well alright ill try thumbing in a softie.

by Jared Ellis January 18, 2008

Thumbnail Hot

When someone looks like they might be attractive in their Facebook or Twitter thumbnail until you click on it and find out that they're really not.

"Yeah, at first I thought he was really hot but turns out he was only thumbnail hot."

by jeatags March 31, 2009