The chair

A gameshow where players anwser up to 7 questions and can win up to $250,000. This gameshow is much different then anty other gameshow because the players have to lay down in a chair while strapped to a heart-rate monitor. If the contestant gets nervous then he will lose money until he can get his heart rate under control. The funny thing is its hosted by John McEnroe and you can't keep your eye's closed or he will say "don't do that!". In the middle of the game somthing will happen that could rise you heart beat high and you must keep your cool.

Did you watch McEnroe whack tennis balls at the players in the chair?

by ganban May 27, 2005

In the chair

Being fucked up from various things.
A person can use the term "in the chair" to express their emotional and physical feelings.

Drunk person:" I'm in the fuckin Chair."

*** person takes bong rip**
"that bong rip put me in the chair"

by BIGCHAIRDADDY November 19, 2018

no chair

Playing DDR or, more commonly, ITG without the use of the bar for support. This term was popularized by an elite group of Midwest ITG players.

"I just got 99% on Boodrush hard no chair!"

by ch604 October 14, 2006

Chair

A solid that your buttocks gently lie on as you watch porn or I mean tv... sorry

That chair is likes my buttocks

by The lax god March 23, 2019

Chair

Its a fucking chair what do you expect?

Its just a chair Karen

by shirokusheesh June 9, 2021

chaired

When you are given a 'new' & 'better' office chair, and forced to use it because it's new. See also; "If it ain't broke, fix it till it is."

Authority, "You can put your ass in the chair or the chair can go in yer ass, shlub."
Poor Shlub, "Fuck, I got chaired."

by Shlubs McGee January 24, 2016

Chair

A multi-person sex club in school. Usually for 1 boy and more than 2 girls. For ages 11+.

Want to 'chair' later? 👌🏼😛

by TheHumanWhoDoesThings October 21, 2016