Formally know as "pate pokerian sartorial musclia", the common nomenclature of poker thigh is more widely used. This horrendous muscle strain is inflicted upon the upper thigh region, usually stemming from a pronated reaching or stretching maneuver across a table, whereby the patient wins a large mountain of chips playing poker (as God intended) and upon reaching too far forward with his ill gotten gains, pulls a muscle in his upper thigh. The secondary diagnosis is found to be a girlish yelp, somewhat reminiscent of a horny panda, which then leads to a frantic, almost spastic, hopping action to rid ones body of the karmic pain inflicted upon them for their evil ways on the poker table.
The only known remedy is constant reminders of the incident, which usually result in a side effect of uncontrollable laughter from those who are told the story as it occurred.
The only known remedy is constant reminders of the incident, which usually result in a side effect of uncontrollable laughter from those who are told the story as it occurred.
"This guy at the table was acting all cocky, until he got won that hand and got struck with Poker Thigh."
by Poker Buddies June 22, 2007
A name most commonly given to a girl with a nice set of thighs, you are lucky if someone calls you this because not many people are blessed with this outstanding feature.
by Mr. Pedaf January 11, 2007
by The Grogan July 27, 2009
Anime thighs when sho open up so wide I got a twinkle in my eyes. Asian pussy is so tight, I just really wanna pipe. OMG she got them big ass titties she's only 5. -The bible
by InterdimensionalDuck April 24, 2020
by *harlequin girl* February 22, 2006
by Jesatanus December 13, 2009
thighs that are not fat, yet have great size. allowing one to not break a chick during sex. thighs that don't usually jiggle, but a lil jiggling ain't gonna do anybody no harm.
by goat fucker April 30, 2004