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Rollin' with the Ritz

The top smoking game. You and your friends must take one car, get high, drive to a friends house and pretend your sober. Once your friends start to figure out you are high, you must make your escape. Drive to different houses and continue the game. If someone suspects anything, your escape must be as discreetly as possible. If you must leave before five minutes of arriving at the house, you loose 1 point. You gain only one point in the first thirty minutes. SEE HOW MANY POINTS YOU CAN SCORE!
"Dude, you wanna play Rollin' with the Ritz tonight?"
"OMG! I hear there's a party at Nate's... LET'S GO!"
by C.H.R.I.S.T.I.N.A. October 16, 2011
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Ritz of certiorari

Requests for appeal of a decision regarding one or more round light crunchy crackers.
If junk-food-craving children are told dat they may not have more/any 7-hole-perforated flour-discs, they would love to request Ritz of certiorari to challenge said restriction.
by QuacksO April 21, 2024
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Ritz

A 'Ritz' is someone who is flakey, has tickets on themselves and is generally inferior.

The origin of this insult comes from the American cracker 'Ritz', which attempted to overtake Jatz as Australia's base biscuit of choice. Due to the inferiority of it's taste, texture and transportability Ritz will never beat Jatz, or Savoy if you're from Victoria.
Guy 1: Jimmy is such a fucking Ritz.

Guy 2: Why?

Guy 1: He said he'd pick me up on the way to the pub and he just never showed up.

Guy 2: Classic ritz, always breaking and disappointing.
by Milkthistlemhu May 2, 2021
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Ritz

He has to many Ritz crackers a day he is fatter then fucking two whales
Ritz went to the Cracker factory and bought and fucking filled it up with his stupid fortnite Ritz Cracker shit with Lootz In the back giggling
by Ritzy Boi November 30, 2019
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Ritz Savory Cracker

I love Ritz Savory Crackers, they are so cheesy.
by DoctorDum42 January 16, 2023
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Ritzing

A term used often in the 1920’s. This term is to indicate that someone is dressed rather fashionable.
“Yo Jamie I see you with those new Nikes! You’re Ritzing today.”

“I’m gonna have the best outfit tomorrow. I’m going to be putting on the Ritz
by Cowabungabummer October 4, 2021
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