Most of you guys aren 't getting this one right, a true houdini is when a man is doing doggie style with a woman. The man reaches a point of climax, pulls out and his buddy quickly comes out of hiding and begins to take his place In doggie style with the woman. At this point the original man sneaks around to her face, blows his load onto the poor girls face and yells at her loudly "Houdini!" The act described in other definitions involving spitting on the back of your partner and then jizzing on her face is actually called a Philly Fakeout.
My pal Fitzy hid in the closet and came out at just the right time and we pulled a houdini on her. Needless to say, she was pissed.
by Allan Ford January 18, 2015
Get the houdinimug. 1: A poop that mysteriously disappears when you stand up to flush.
2: Having to poop but managing to squeeze a fart around it. Thus defying the laws of poop gravity.
2: Having to poop but managing to squeeze a fart around it. Thus defying the laws of poop gravity.
Example 1:
I'm telling you... I got up to flush and the 2 hour terd was gone. Total Houdini.
Example 2:
I thought I was going to shart for a minute there but I Houdinied it.
I'm telling you... I got up to flush and the 2 hour terd was gone. Total Houdini.
Example 2:
I thought I was going to shart for a minute there but I Houdinied it.
by Scooter118 March 11, 2009
Get the Houdinimug. A sexual act where a guy is doing a girl (or another guy) doggie style. As the guy is about to orgasm, he pulls out, and spits on the girl's back while masturbating, but not ejaculating.
Thinking he came, the girl turns arround, at which point the guy unleashes into the girl's face, and shouts "HOUDINI!"
If your partner still talks to you after recieving a Houdini, they are a total slut.
Thinking he came, the girl turns arround, at which point the guy unleashes into the girl's face, and shouts "HOUDINI!"
If your partner still talks to you after recieving a Houdini, they are a total slut.
Dude, I'm breaking up with my girlfriend tomorrow, so tonight I'm giving her a Houdini!
I will give you $20 if you sleep with her and give her a Houdini.
I will give you $20 if you sleep with her and give her a Houdini.
by Spc. Edwards January 16, 2007
Get the houdinimug. the houdini involves sexual intercourse of the anal kind. While you are doing a girl doggy style in the bung hole, you proceed to spit on her back to make her think you are done and when she turns around you jizz in her face.
I was just about the dump this chick so beofre i did, i screwed her in the ass and then did a houdini on her.
by anthony b May 13, 2005
Get the houdinimug. when you're fucking a girl from behind, you pull out and spit on her making her think you blew your load on her back. when she turns around you blast it in her face and say "how do you like that magic trick bitch!"
by Weigel July 10, 2005
Get the The Houdinimug. When a man is having intercourse with a woman; prior to finishing he pulls out and ejaculates a bouquet of flowers. Believed to have been performed by Houdini himself.
by Nigger McNiggernigger March 12, 2008
Get the houdinimug. You convince a girl via text messages that you're out at the bar getting drunk and you want to meet up, but really you are at home not even drinking.
You convince a girl via text messages that you're out at the bar getting drunk and you want to meet up with her, and both of you can meet up later. She thinks you're getting drunk, but really you're at home. You convince her to meet you at your place after you supposedly are done drinking. Before she gets there you slam 2 or 3 beers and pour a little beer on your shirt for the smell effect. Then when she arrives you've saved yourself the trouble of going out, saved yourself the money, won't be hungover the next day, and are likelier to get laid. When you brag to your buddies the next day, you tell them that you pulled the houdini.
by Super Mike2 November 18, 2007
Get the houdinimug.