Dumple Stiltskin

When you attatch a pair of stilts to your feet (Must be 3 feet or longer) and take a dump on somebodys head. Best if done to an unsuspecting victim.

I once saw Manute Bol Dumple Stiltskin on a man's head... WITH NO STILTS!!!

by Den Gilmanderson September 25, 2006

Crotch Dumpling

Derogatory term for an annoying child, generally under ten years of age.

Hey Anne, did you see Kelly's daughter, Jojo, bite Farmer Jon's arm the other day? She is such a Crotch Dumpling! We should get Jon vaccinated for rabies, just in case.

by Lolzy Cat August 21, 2010

cum dumpling

The daughter of a high profile person in the community mayor, pastor, bank manager, etc. who likes to guzzle large amounts of cum from the friends and associates of the daughter's father.

Adam: Hey guess what the Mayor's daughter is a total cum dumpling, she swallowed my huge load last night.

Corey: No way, hook me up.

Adam: Sure she can choke on our loads together, i will give her a call tonight.

by Saint712 June 5, 2007

Dumpling Steamer

When a male or female takes a male's balls and ball sack into their mouth while the mouth is also partially filled with a warm liquid of choice. Generally performed with warm water or English Tea but any warm beverage will suffice. The feeling produced is a warm, steamy feeling on the balls and scrotum akin to the warmth of Chinese dumplings sitting in a bamboo steamer.

Tonya filled her mouth with a little warm water then gingerly inhaled her boyfriend's dangling, hanging ball sack. The frothy warm water on his sack was stimulating and he told her she gives the best dumpling steamer.

by Eaton Holgoode May 14, 2015

butt dumpling

Term made famous by "Butthead" of "Beavis and Butthead". Means dumbass or ass blossom or buttmunch

"Cut it out Butt dumpling!"

by marshall February 27, 2004

Little dumpling

The best Asian midget hooker in all of Chula Vista. She loves to smoke meth with bald white men in shitty motels.
If your lookin for a good time and a wild story to tell your friends, definitely hit up little dumpling.

Josh - ay bro did I tell you that one time I met little dumpling?
Big Wes - yeah dude didn’t you guys rail an 8 ball of meth or something?

by cambodia May 15, 2019

hump dumpling

Pejorative name for a child, based on the word hump meaning "to fuck."

The Moo I work with has a zillion photos of her little hump dumpling all over her desk. Where does she find space for her paperwork?

by Miz Daisy Cutter April 16, 2006