Poking The Dragon

The technical term for when you finger a girl during her period, specifically with one finger.

Dave: Aww man I poking the dragon yesterday, it was disgusting, it went all over my carpet...

Geoff: Did you poke the dragon? Or did the dragon poke you?

by Mazrb April 19, 2016

Slay The Dragon

Having sex with a girl on her period.

When your done you look down at your cock and it looks like you just won an epic battle between you and your bloody mistress.

Sara told her man she wasn't sure if they should be having sex that night since she was on her period. He told her he's up to Slay The Dragon ;)

by The_Sex_Addict March 13, 2011

chase the dragon

Used by Steely Dan in the song "Time out of mind"

"Tonight when I chase the dragon the water may change to cherry wine. And the silver will turn to gold, time out of mind."

by Shavonda February 12, 2005

Wake the Dragon

To arouse the desires/longings of a female, usually inebriated, with no intent to deliver.

Trish said "Yo, Dee, don't you be wakin' mah dragon 'less you gonna dive! Really, that is unacceptable."

Dee replies "What means to "Wake the Dragon"?

Trish explained "To arouse my feminine desires and NOT follow through with the promised intercourse, silly!"

Dee sighs with ennui, and retorts "Oh, of course."

by willowphlucker October 18, 2011

summoning the dragon

This defines when someone uses the bathroom.

I would've made in time if I wasn't summoning the dragon!

by Kaioken360 November 13, 2017

Year of the Dragon

2012, according the chinese astrology. A year of robust health and, if you are born this year, you are powerful, arrogant, and extravagant. You will rule the world because the dragon is so magnificent and widely revered in the chinese zodiac.

"I was born in the year of the dragon, therefor, I have a rich strong healthy robust life full of dramatic elegance, courage and strength."

by Janine Erringdale January 2, 2012

Lancing the Dragon

The act of sticking a smoothed metal rod into the male urethra during masturbation. Sexual self-catheterization.

Harry was lancing the dragon last night at one of those freaky sex parties

by Puxatony Phil March 31, 2010