Dave: Aww man I poking the dragon yesterday, it was disgusting, it went all over my carpet...
Geoff: Did you poke the dragon? Or did the dragon poke you?
Geoff: Did you poke the dragon? Or did the dragon poke you?
by Mazrb April 19, 2016
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When your done you look down at your cock and it looks like you just won an epic battle between you and your bloody mistress.
When your done you look down at your cock and it looks like you just won an epic battle between you and your bloody mistress.
Sara told her man she wasn't sure if they should be having sex that night since she was on her period. He told her he's up to Slay The Dragon ;)
by The_Sex_Addict March 13, 2011
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by Shavonda February 12, 2005
Get the chase the dragon mug.Trish said "Yo, Dee, don't you be wakin' mah dragon 'less you gonna dive! Really, that is unacceptable."
Dee replies "What means to "Wake the Dragon"?
Trish explained "To arouse my feminine desires and NOT follow through with the promised intercourse, silly!"
Dee sighs with ennui, and retorts "Oh, of course."
Dee replies "What means to "Wake the Dragon"?
Trish explained "To arouse my feminine desires and NOT follow through with the promised intercourse, silly!"
Dee sighs with ennui, and retorts "Oh, of course."
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by Kaioken360 November 13, 2017
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"I was born in the year of the dragon, therefor, I have a rich strong healthy robust life full of dramatic elegance, courage and strength."
by Janine Erringdale January 2, 2012
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