crinkle tart

Slang for female genitalia

I'm waiting for her to show me her crinkle tart

by Jive Miguel September 17, 2004

iowa crinkle hole

Shoving a whole corn cob up an anus.

Hey Brian, I totally Iowa Crinkle Holed your mom last night.

by Handlebar Jim December 9, 2020

crinkled starfish

a dried starfish

this crinkled starfish was used for decoration

by pinoohh June 8, 2004

single till I crinkle

(phrase) unwillingly single until you become too old to be a viable option

I’ll be “single till I crinkle.”

by yourmommadoes March 6, 2020

crinkle cut hoe bag

A woman who twists her face up to try and be good looking in selfies but looks like an used pack of potato chips instead

Jazmine has a crinkle cut hoe bag face with her selfies today

by SavageBP November 4, 2017

crinkle punch

to punch someone in the butt hole. butt hole = crinkle star

You better quit fartin', or else I'm gonna crinkle punch you so hard, it knocks dat gas out ya nose.

by crinklestarlette January 3, 2014

Crinkled

Getting drunk after drinking liquor from a flattened plastic bottle. The bottle is generally attached to one's person - often taped to a leg and hidden under clothing - and smuggled into a party.

I got so crinkled last night after drinking that booze we snuck into the party.

by festivousdaimyo December 3, 2022