Im the worst mom in the world

Literally every mom says this I'm pretty sure.

*kid swears*
Mom: Don’t say that word!
Mom: I wish I never let my kid learn these type of words.
Im the worst mom in the world

by TrausaXO December 15, 2020

Eww art is the worst subject

Literally screw art.

Eww art is the worst subject
Its not even bad, its just Ms. Panley is a horrible teacher

by my art teacher sucks October 6, 2020

The Best Presidents, and the Worst

1. Barack Obama
2. Abraham Lincoln
3. Thomas Jefferson
4. George Washington
5. Joe Biden
Bottom of the list:

46. Donald J. Trump

The Spirits of the Past Presidents Deciding who are The Best Presidents, and the Worst.
(In Heaven)
Abraham Lincoln's: Ugh, is that expired cheeto running for a 2nd term?
George Washingtin: Ugh, he's such a pussy grabber.
Thomas Jefferson: Well, on the bright side, America gained a few more braincells and have to vote Biden.
(After election)
Abraham Lincoln: Yay! Joe Biden won against that possessed orange.
Thomas Jefferson: Phew!
(50 years later - In Heaven)
Joe Biden: Hey guys! It was fun being president

(Hell)
Donald Trump: SATAN I KNOW I CHEATED ON MY 17 EXES MANY TIMES WHICH IS AS BAD AS KILLING IN THE BIBLE, BUT PLEASE LET ME GO BACK TO EARTH TO GRAB MORE PU- I MEAN DONATE TO CHARITY!

by TrumpIsATramp December 2, 2020

National Thiago Alcantara is the worst player day.

Basically on 2 April send tweets/posts etc on what saying that Thiago Alcantara is the worst player in football/soccer. If you know someone that thinks he's a great tag them in the tweet/posts.

Today is National Thiago Alcantara is the worst player day. I think Thiago Alcantara is the worst player. He holds up the play, plays the ball backwards and slows the game down for his team.

by Antt1 March 28, 2021

My Life Is The Worst

An expression used when encountering a small inconvenience, or a life-changing catastrophe.

A: "I'm sorry, we're out of your favorite deodorant."
B: "Aww, my life is the worst."

A: "You need at least 30 likes to view your page statistics."
B: "Aww, my life is the worst."

Dad: "Let's name him Bartholamew."
Baby: "My life is the worst."

A: "I'm afraid the disease is terminal."
B: "Dang, my life is the worst."

by BladeBronco December 7, 2012

holy christ thats the worst thing ive ever heard stop it or youre gonna make my ears bleed

Linkin Park.

OWSHIT OWSHIT OWSHIT EARS BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
get the point, yes yes?

by Tion The One February 1, 2004

I want you in the worst way

standing up, and with a hammer.

from a show seen at the lanea festival, held by sacramento state universty california

*i want you in the worst way....standing up, and with a hammer......*

by drama*freak July 13, 2007