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Looking up your name on the Urban Dictionary 

Trying to find a way of showing that you have a big dick without them seeing your dick.
Person A: You better not be looking up your name on the Urban Dictionary again! It's just gonna ypsay you have a big dick!
Person B: Exactly

Help the Urban Dictionary 

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page 

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.
Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

Is the urban dictionary always right? 

THE URBAN DICTIONARY IS ALWAYS FUCKING RIGHT. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVEN ASK THAT. WHO EVER ASKED THAT SHOULD BE HUNG.
Anton: Is the urban dictionary always right?
David: THE URBAN DICTIONARY IS ALWAYS FUCKING RIGHT. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVEN ASK THAT? WHO EVER ASKED THAT SHOULD BE HUNG.

Anton gets stabbed in the gut with a hand.

every word in the urban dictionary 

Anything about sex,racism,anti-(insert religion here), And/or friends.
That is just like every word in the urban dictionary sex racism religion

Making 4 definitions in a day on the urban dictionary because I had nothing better to do

When you think of ridiculous, uncommon words in one day, like Napoleon Dynamite, 8001, Glasses, etc.
I had nothing better to do today than to start Making 4 definitions in a day on the urban dictionary because I had nothing better to do even though I already said that.