thumbing the cookie

The act of group sex whilst listening to obscenely loud rock music and eating jaffa cakes

HEY JONNIE, STOP THUMBING THE COOKIES AND GET YOUR CANDY ASS OVER TO THE STUDIO FOR SOME HARDCORE ROCK-TUNEZ!!
or something to that effect

by Albert Q Fuxbridgingberry March 16, 2004

thumbing-the-gums

A scholarly term for female masturbation.

"It doesn't matter that Brad didn't call because I'm busy thumbing-the-gums anyway."

by Nora J. April 24, 2010

Thumbing the Sausage

Verb - The act of rubbing yourself and thinking of hot women or ex-girlfriends during boring and drawn-out meetings.

"Wow, that meeting dragged on."
"Yeah, I know... I was thumbing the sausage for the last hour!"

by He who had the most fun June 25, 2008

Thumbing the call

Call comes through, Customer Service Rep looks at the phone then proceeds to push the Cancel or Exit button on the phone, ignoring the call. Call then is routed to the next Customer Service Rep.

"Ring, Ring..."
First Rep sees the number then ignores the call by Thumbing the Call
Next Rep: "Ring, Ring..."
"Hello, this is Tech Support, How may I assist you?"

by TheICPrincess September 2, 2009

Thumbing the dungeon

To insert ones thumb in their anus. Not restricted to certain activites. Can happen just because.

Carl told us last night he was thumbing the dungeon while he watched a recorded episode of "The View"

by FearTehSpork May 11, 2010

Thump the Rock

To shoot or play basketball. South Alabama slang for playing basketball in the yard.

Hey! Ya'll want to go out and thump the rock?

by BrandoAUTigers December 30, 2017

thump the spliff

Thump the spliff = touch this 2 times

Male 1: yo bro u been smoking that for a while what's the rotation? male 2: thisy spliff I'll hit as long as I want but Imma let u thump the spliff

by Tyronedidit911 August 18, 2024