Ramen Status

When a college student reaches the status of only being able to afford 14 cent packs of Ramen noodles.

You had Ramen noodles for breakfast, lunch and dinner? I see you've reached Ramen status

by Prettytiffanyb January 30, 2005

status texting

When someone texts you completely random and/or insignificant information only pertaining to themselves, as if they were updating their Facebook status.

Lauren (via text): I'm taking pictures at my sister's wedding!!!
Grace (via text): Please, no status texting. Save that shit for Facebook.

by wecomefromstars June 06, 2010

Statue Toppler

Someone who sees knocking down statues of morally questionable historical figures as productive in the fight for equality.

"Smoking Marijuana is Cultural Appropriation"
"Crikey! Statue Topplers, ay?"

by Kizza7984 October 16, 2020

status orgasmicus

A multi-orgasmic state in which each orgasm occurs immediately after the previous one resulting in a non-stop orgasm. Usually occurs only in women.

She is capable of status orgasmicus.

by markb1121 December 04, 2009

Statue of Reception

when you're sending a text message and you lose the last bar of service and you raise your arm up like the Statue of Liberty in hopes of catching just enough signal to complete the text transaction.

Doug- DUDE! I'm sexting Jessica and I just lost service!
Tom- Put your arm in the air! Hurry!
Fred- Statue of Reception, nice.
Tom- Works every time..

by meetgeorgejetson August 20, 2009

status police

someone mean or cynical that comments on one's status update on Facebook

*Person 1* Rest in Peace buddy
*status police* likes this
*status police* too bad you didn't know him

*Person 2* is still doing summer work
*status police* haha sucks for you

by kulas1260 August 13, 2009

Status Shark

a person who has to comment on everything on facebook even if they do not know you.

man that guy is a status shark.

by Chode45 June 29, 2010