Speed bumps

To have Herpes,
Tyrone drove over Mindy's speed bumps at a high rate of speed which caused his exhaust pipe to have an outbreak two months later
by Dr.mud September 30, 2023
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Speed bump

Kid who got hit by a car 5 feet from his house on a 2 lane road.
"I seen some crazy shit today kid got turned into a speed bump"
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Speed Bump

A person who is always in the way, always slowing down others around them. Examples: The person who writes a check at the grocery store, waiting until the cashier gives them the total before even beginning to write the check; the person doing the speed limit in the passing lane, holding up traffic and forcing everyone to pass them on the right; the person ahead of you in line at a government office who can't fill out a simple form, and takes 10 minutes for the clerk to serve instead of the normal 30 seconds.
I got stuck behind a speed bump at the grocery store yesterday. Asshole wrote a check and waited until their groceries were rung up before even starting to write the check.
by Crackhead Sam June 28, 2020
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Speed bump

When a girl has a big ass
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Speed bump

In a Skating rink, there are many speed bumps. Or in other words, small children. We call them that because

1. you don’t wanna hit them (most of the time)

2. But they get your way
3. And you hit them
There’s so many little fuckin speed bumps at the rink today
by Speedrunner7274 January 10, 2024
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SPEED BUMP

I thought I hit a speed bump until it started screaming
by JakePersonYT September 04, 2019
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Speed Bump

I wouldn't let her suck my dick because she had a speed bump.
by Ka Napp October 24, 2023
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