Reuben's disease is the suffering of a receeding hairline. Famous sufferers of the illness include Mick McArthy, Joleon Lescott, Christian Slater, The Rock and Sting. The ultimate end to Reuben's disease is complete baldness
Stage 1= early stages, hairline meets the very top of the forehead
Stage 2= Receeded further to midway on the scalp
Stage 3= The Reuben's disease will now start eating from the back of the head however the front will still be at about the halfway mark on the top of the head
Stage 4= Both the front and back are receeding to the point that there is only a touch of precious hair left
Stage 5= Total baldness
Stage 1= early stages, hairline meets the very top of the forehead
Stage 2= Receeded further to midway on the scalp
Stage 3= The Reuben's disease will now start eating from the back of the head however the front will still be at about the halfway mark on the top of the head
Stage 4= Both the front and back are receeding to the point that there is only a touch of precious hair left
Stage 5= Total baldness
Person A: Hey man, what the hell is wrong with that guy's hair?!
Person B: Oh shit....
Person A: What?! what is it...
Person B: That guy's got Reuben's disease..poor guy, he'll never recover from that, stage 4 before you know it!
Person B: Oh shit....
Person A: What?! what is it...
Person B: That guy's got Reuben's disease..poor guy, he'll never recover from that, stage 4 before you know it!
by thebollockboy May 23, 2012
A dastardly clever pseudonym that most will not pick up on initially. Works especially well in school, signing up for grocery store discount cards or general situations where giving out your real name isn't in your best interest.
"Thank you for shopping at _______ Mr....umm...how do you pronounce your last name?" "That would be Mycock, Reuben Mycock.
Other spellings:
Reuben Micoch
Reuben Mycoch
Reuben Micock
Reuben Mycock
Other spellings:
Reuben Micoch
Reuben Mycoch
Reuben Micock
Reuben Mycock
by Reuben Micoch January 13, 2008
A British born YouTuber known for his Brawl Stars YTPs and other Comedic Videos. He is associated with the YouTuber Trickk
Reuben EditZ is a YouTuber
by Not Reuben EditZ August 17, 2020
A sexual maneuver achieved when you pour steaming hot au jus in to a whorish females snatch, fuck her to climax and blow your spicy horse radish load all over her nasty roast beef curtains.
by thejammonster November 15, 2007
A sandwich, hamburger or wrap that makes a mess with dripping of fluid or sauce. Spills and splashes of liquid that fall from the sandwich and land on your clothes and leaves stains. Food that drips sauce, grease or other liquid on your clothes. The Dirty Reuben originates from the Reuben sandwich, which is messy sometimes.
You were enjoying a hamburger until the the toppings fell out the bottom and made a Dirty Reuben on your shirt.
Or; You bit into a meatball sub that gushed sauce on to your face & clothes. Leaving you in a dirty Reuben moment.
Or; You bit into a meatball sub that gushed sauce on to your face & clothes. Leaving you in a dirty Reuben moment.
by Reno/flex December 08, 2018
by paulthemaster April 26, 2022
a sloppy reuben is where you put your dick between two pieces of marble rye bread along with sauerkraut and swiss cheese, and start to jerk off, when youre about to finish you take it to your woman and say "here honey i made you a sloppy reuben" and when she goes "what's a sloppy reuben", you say "here, take a bite!", when she goes to take a bite you ejaculate into her mouth and say "thats a sloppy reuben, bitch!"
Mephisto: "Man, my girl eats all the time, last night she kept asking me to make her a damn sandwich."
Gman: "Did you make her a sandwich?"
Mephisto: "I sure did! A Sloppy Reuben!"
Gman: "awesome!"
Gman: "Did you make her a sandwich?"
Mephisto: "I sure did! A Sloppy Reuben!"
Gman: "awesome!"
by aeraxeur February 12, 2011