Museum Lag

The dead like feeling you get when standing at a museum for too long filled with boredom, and being tired.

Joe: That guy just got kicked out by security.
John: Wow he probably died of museum lag.

by johnnyrocketgotnothingonme October 12, 2014

museum clams

museum clams is a word that expresses general joy and or excitement and is well-known in the splatoon community.

You just won a tournament? that's very museum clams

by Hotttpancakes November 19, 2023

Museum Putty

Sugar daddy nut.

"To get my rent paid, I had to eat alot of museum putty"

by Jadddy January 10, 2021

Night at the Museum

A study abroad class where you go to pubs and come back hammered for class. One of the best classes you will ever take. 11/10 would recommend.

Chad: "YOOOOO we got Night at the Museum today!"
Brad: "Siiiiiick yo we bout to get hammered!"
Chad: "I love London yeet."

by slamminsammy6969 February 13, 2018

Iron museum

The proper name for a gym. A palace of gains.

Roberto and Fabio hit up the iron museum every day so they can get yuge.

by daltonjfk August 30, 2019

pencil museum

1) A museum in the Lake District (England) which fathers love to reference to their children when asked in the car "where are we going?"

2) Fuck your dirty mind, this is not a sexual reference

Child: "where are we going?"
Father: "to the pencil museum!"
Child: "that sounds boring!"
Father: "ikr"

by iamatriangle April 27, 2017

The Museum

Galactic Gaming 2.0

The Museum is DED

by GMOD Ded Servers September 7, 2019