Alex mercer

An overall stupid dumb mother fucker, really annoying and acts likes he's above everyone else. Thinks he's some amazing person but is just not, fucks with girls because he's a prick.

Man 1 "oh you may not understand I do have a higher iq than you anyway"
Man 2 "shut the fuck up Alex mercer"

by imalwaysright112233 October 29, 2021

Mercer

Todd’s dead dog.

1. Mercer has a cloudy eye, patches of hair, and the breathe of an ass.

2. Put Mercer to sleep.

by Mercer The Ragged Cne-Eyed Pup January 25, 2021

A Saige Mercer (Abscess)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Saige Mercer (Abscess)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025

jesse mercer

The sexual act of ramming easy cheese into your anus, holding as long as possible, then releasing (often violently) your bowel's contents in and on another person's face.

Man, I was a bit plugged up with Taco Bell from last night, so today at the meeting I Jesse Mercered my boss....two birds, one stone! Or one glob of cheese poo

by Dnods March 15, 2016

Mercer

A below standard cricketer, who struggles in life and normally is ginger

Wow, who's that not playing this week, that'll be a mercer

by Gravy 123 May 5, 2023

Vada Mercer

A Beautiful Waman That Eats Ice Cubes And Is A Food Hunter During The Night And Talks About Mems And Extends Her Words Like T H I C C

VADA MERCER IS NOT POSSIBLE IN A SENTENCE

by That One Your Married To March 21, 2018

robert mercer

Is a charming mfer will steal ur womans heart while ur in jail and through the dick to her and is from Glasgow KY goes by red mercer

Robert mercer

by Prince's charming July 18, 2022