Definition 1: To wash dirty clothes in order to wear them again
Definition 2: Code name for jacking off
Definition 2: Code name for jacking off
Def. 1: Man! all my good shirts are dirty! looks like im gonna spend the day doing laundry.
Def. 2: I don't want anybody to come over tonight, my girlfriend just blue-balled me, and it looks like im spending the night doing laundry....again
Def. 2: I don't want anybody to come over tonight, my girlfriend just blue-balled me, and it looks like im spending the night doing laundry....again
by Sublime300 June 19, 2008
by R4G1NGERM4N November 14, 2011
i shoulda just gone to the bathroom to shoot my load, but i used a sock. now i gotta go do sock laundry.
by anti March 21, 2005
A person who leaves their clothes unattended in the dryers or washers. This person usually forgets about their clothes and often leaves them for an extended period of time after their clothes have finished in the unit. This usually takes place in laundry facilities on college campuses. Also, no one wants to take that persons clothes out of said machines.
by Leubert McCracken September 24, 2010
Ralph:"Jawn came to work looking really shitty in a blue shirt and green tie."
Greg:"He probably got Laundry Fucked. It happens all the time."
Greg:"He probably got Laundry Fucked. It happens all the time."
by JAWNRALPH December 18, 2008
Noun - A state of being under the influence of one's favorite drug. Taken from the Nirvana song 'Sappy' which has a chorus of "You're in a laundry room" over and over. Despite the song's meaning having nothing to do with the slang definition, the term was coined under the influence of a good deal of acid.
"Yo, you trippin' man?"
"Yeah, I'm in a laundry room"
"Hey, where's Jeff the junkie?"
"Don't even bother, he's in a laundry room right now."
"Yeah, I'm in a laundry room"
"Hey, where's Jeff the junkie?"
"Don't even bother, he's in a laundry room right now."
by RedKennedy November 24, 2008
by jrobdrifter March 24, 2017