blow jockey

1. One who frequently administers blow jobs. Derogatory.

2. One who delivers blow jobs in such great numbers that they could be considered to do so on a professional and/or commercial level.

Jacob: Look at this fucking blow jockey...
Daniel: She smells like marines.
Jacob: Like I said...

by JurassicJake June 22, 2012

Creep Jockey

An individual who uses their creepiness to encroach greatly on others personal space. Someone who continues to try and interact with you when you have repeatedly shut them down.
That stranger on the bus who moves to sit beside you after you get on, that breathes super heavy.

That girl I hooked up with won't stop messaging me. And now, she's at the front door. What a creep jockey!
That guy moved to sit beside me on the bus. He mumbled and smelled awful, what a creep jockey!
Leave me alone you creep jockey!

by FistFootFace June 16, 2011

Load Jockey

One hired to clean hot tubs, pools and other load intensive areas. These areas include vacation homes, rentals, hotels, motels and certain backyard shenanigan (oval office).

They went at it all night long in the hot tub....call the load jockey!

by Bob Guyton June 15, 2011

dollar jockey

One who's sole interest in life is to make money.

Check out that Wallstreet dollar jockey, he's lookin' like a regular CEO.

by RooRally Baked July 10, 2009

Clock Jockey

Any worker who shows up to said job, earns a paycheck, but does no actual work. one who exists to "ride the clock."

"Julie is such a clock jockey. I saw her clock in, but she's been gone for hours."

by T. William December 15, 2008

camel jockey

term used in derogatory fashion to describe anyone from the middle east

ahmed is a camel jockey

by themainevent November 17, 2003

desk jockey

US Military term (ca. 1960s-1990s) used by "line" types (fleet, aviation crew & flightline, special forces, infantry) to refer with contempt to HQ and staff (non-operations) personnel, especially bureaucratic types who push petty regulations as a way to harrass others. Also used as mildly derisive term by aviation types to refer to crewmembers temporarily removed from flying and assigned "desk" (non-flying) duties for administrative or disciplinary purposes.

What asswipe desk jockey came up with the idea of prohibiting bags (flightsuits) and cammies in the NCO Club for lunch? Guess those clerks didn't want all those grubby SOBs who work for a living spoiling the view...

by Speedstan May 19, 2008