A hack that writes sentimental, derivative tripe. He is also a scientologist, giving him credibility on the order of that given to Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and John Travolta.
by Matt December 14, 2008

To fart. Not coincidentally, haggis is a traditional Scottish dish of sheep's stomach which is stuffed and boiled for three hours.
by Duanester May 23, 2008

by john888111 November 8, 2008

"I'm afraid I couldn't find your toilet, so I've left a Highland Haggis for you to enjoy by the window..."
by Le Crok Sportif October 26, 2012

by stoutstreet January 8, 2009

The 'accidental' sighting of a mans testes. A Scottish term typically used when people flash their kilt but can be used when women flash under their skirt
by spacker110 January 28, 2015

Mike : Woa did you see what nick done to pete!?
Mark : Ye he french haggised him in the middle of the maths corridor:O
Mark : Ye he french haggised him in the middle of the maths corridor:O
by Mark Spidon March 12, 2009
