When daddy puts on a rubber mask to resemble the Disney character Goofy, and proceeds to violate your "special place"
by surfacewound March 28, 2003
by Peter couvaris November 08, 2017
by booty_mcanus_3001 December 11, 2022
When your right foot is at the head of the board and your left foot is at the tail and toes pointed off the left side
Shane told me that I'm one in a million because I'm both goofy and switchfoot, so im goofy switchfoot!
by lilmouse August 10, 2014
A wrinkly old witch with enormous gnashers. This foul specimen is so physically repugnant that only a porky, boring security guard will have anything to do with it. Goofy and Porky walk around wearing shades, thinking they're young and trendy whereas really they're a pair of tedious pensioners addicted to garlic bread.
Is there anyone in the world ugly enough to go out with the Porky Scotcher?
Yep. Goofy Granny. She's one ugly bitch.
Excellent choice, sir. The two ugliest, most tedious individuals on Earth.
Yep. Goofy Granny. She's one ugly bitch.
Excellent choice, sir. The two ugliest, most tedious individuals on Earth.
by Lumpbag May 29, 2009
by uh ok how about naegi April 07, 2022
A sex position which involves one getting down on all fours while their partner attaches themselves by biting the back of their neck. All the while, the person on top groans "ahyuck hyuck hyuck" into their partner's ear.
by ComradeRem October 24, 2020