The Gatekeeper

The Gatekeeper. Some polish (maybe russian or something idk) guy from the board game Nightmare. I am absolutely bored (pun intended) that I decided to make a defintion about this game from 1993.

The Gatekeeper: get closer. Still closer. DON'T GET NEAR ME YOU MAGGOT

Me: WTFFFFFF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by Skyrim550 April 19, 2022

worshiping at the gates

Oral sex performed on a female.

Sorry I didn't call you back last night, Jennifer was over last night and I was worshiping at the gates for quite some time.

by Fultronic June 5, 2007

Panic at the gates

If one does not visit the toilet regularly or has a bad case of the shits aka brads aka Diarrhoea they may find themselves in a situation where there is "Panic at the gates". One wet fart and it could be new pants time.

Man after that curry there was panic at the gates

by Dr Evils Secretary December 5, 2004

snake at the gates

placing your or someone's penis between another's butt cheeks, not entering the anus but rubbing between the cheeks

Hey Jon, can I put lotion on your butt and rub my wiener between your cheeks? The snake at the gates will wait.

by Jasonhman February 15, 2008

pipers at the gates of dawn

Being woken up by having to take a crap.

I woke up to the pipers at the gates of dawn today.

by guzzler December 30, 2005

Open the gates

When a women open her legs. Opening the gates means to spread a woman's legs open for sex

"I totally opened Ahri's gates last night!"
Damn I'm going to try to open the gates on Sarah today!"

by SwagMoney69 September 8, 2015

the gateway effect

If you have ever wondered why right-wings ban anything, it is easily explained by this phenomenon. You see, once something deviant, yet harmless is 'experimented with,' it leads to a crazy hunger for anything slightly resembling the questionable treat! This leads to a destructive lifestyle, a lot of pain accompanied with a deteriorating physical appearance, and death!

Leftist Deviant Hippeh: "Why is pot bad?"
Right-wing Nutjob: "The gateway effect!!!11Shiftasdf!! One bad thing leads to another..."
LDH: (sarcastically) "Oh... I see! Pot is a gateway effect like gay marriage would be to marriage with animals, underage children, and middle-easterns!"
RWN: "Exactly!"

by BEEPBEEPIMAJEEP January 29, 2007