Exceptional Friday

The weekend which falls a week after Good Friday is known as "Exceptional Friday"
Jesus Christs lesser known younger brother, Geezus Christ, once turned wine into tequila then spent a weekend in a k hole following the send off of his do-gooder brother.
by LuckyDC March 30, 2021
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I haven't killed or raped anyone. I'm talking about what I could and will do to your filthy retarded kids who are eating my tax dollars if you don't stop doing what you just did. And if you can do THAT... I CAN IN FACT threaten your kids. So what you need to do is shut your bitch mouth OOOR...
Hym "Except I haven't killed you're kids and you're just trying to steal from me. That's all that was happening here. You feel entitled to my servitude and you are trying to screw me out of my work I the name of you fuck-ass kids for questioning authority you do not have. Your kids deserve to die for this. And if you do not course correct, they are going to. No amount of therapy or getting raped every day is going to change that. You are mentally retarded moral hypocrites and abominations. You don't care about right OR LAWS when it suits you. You have no right to judge and you God told you explicitly not to! Even with your soul on the line you can't be righteous. You're trash."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
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"You can follow an 'unpopular' method or procedure 'till da cows come home' and nothing unusual will ever happen to 'justify' or 'vindicate' your unorthodox actions (and you'll likely get continually criticized by others for your chosen behavior), but then the ONE TIME when you eventually 'cave' and actually DO happen to follow the 'standard' or 'acceptable' protocol, THAT'S the solitary 'rogue occasion' when disaster will happen to strike --- something really bad will happen that would not have occurred if you had simply continued to follow your own 'pet' procedure that had seemed better/safer to begin with!"
My "super-long-term-driving-experienced" aunt had gotten fed up with my "back-seat driver" attempts to be helpful by telling her about vehicles that I'd see moving around fairly near our position when we'd be travelling someplace in her car, and so she had eventually asked me to just keep quiet and let here handle the driving herself. Well, of course, within a day or two, Murphy's Law of Exceptions decided to turn and bite me in da butt --- due to a view-obstructing sidewalk-mounted ad-sign, my aunt didn't notice an approaching car, but I did... naturally, that was the ONE TIME that I **didn't** tell her about it because she'd specifically asked me to keep my trap shut on instances like that, and so I'd ASSUMED (there's that word again!) that she'd observed the vehicle bearing down on the intersection. Well, as you might expect, we crashed, and there were multiple injuries in the other car! Can't win...!
by QuacksO March 9, 2019
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Friends with exceptions

When friends make an exception from a normally “friendly relationship” to a “friends with benefits” like relationship for a limited period of time. They both consent that it will only last for that period of time, and afterwards they go back to being normal friends.
Friends with exceptions describes Anne’s relationship with her boss.
by Norwegian Education February 27, 2020
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Except

She never gave advise except when it was asked of her.
by Arminkshipper June 23, 2024
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Exceptional dork

The kind of dork that doesn't think they are a dork.
The dork girl was the one in the picture with the other dork posing with boxing gloves or something that would make her look tougher or different than the other dork. She must have been one exceptional dork.
by The Original Agahnim November 25, 2021
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except for Jeff

When a straight guy is sexually attracted to and/or banged another guy. But only ONE guy

Can't say no to Jeff
for all intents and purposes he is straight except for Jeff.
by Sickomonster June 12, 2024
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