Kibble in the Bowl

Used when explaining to a pet why you have to leave them and go to work

I know you don't like it when I go to work, Zeke. But I've gotta put kibble in the bowl, Zeke, kibble in the bowl.

by Don Heflin October 17, 2022

Put kibble in the bowl

Expression to explain to dogs why you have to go to work. (Cats don't care.)

I know you don't want me to go to work (name of dog). But I gotta put kibble in the bowl, buddy, kibble in the bowl.

by Don Heflin October 20, 2022

striping the bowl

Depositing in a toilet a fudgy dreadnought that leaves an arty spiral mark inside after flushing.

After my morning double latte, I spent the next 20 minutes reading The Onion while striping the bowl.

by Witness10mm October 4, 2005

Washing the bowl out

Going to the bathroom at work.

"Phew, that was a big meal, looks like I'll be washing the bowl out"

by Mustache Comb December 2, 2009

murphing the bowl

When the bowl comes your way, instead of hitting it you space out into the conversation and hang onto it. Not bogarting it just not passing it on.

Hey you've been Murphing the bowl, hit it and pass it on!

by spyderdog8 September 9, 2015

bowl on the bowl

when you are having a bowl of cereal while you sit on the toilet to take your morning shit.

"While I was having a bowl on the bowl I accidentally poured my cereal down the toilet. I guess you could say the cereal decided to take a short cut."

by cuckoosnest May 6, 2013

Licking The Bowl

When hung like a horse ones fella can be felt licking the bowl in a seating position.

I went for a dump and the trouser snake was licking the bowl.

by Duthart December 23, 2007