testicles

The best thing a man could have, but not you.

john: Eat my testicles
lana: i thought you where gay

by qwertyuiop loves bbc May 4, 2022

Testicle taster

One who loves the taste and fragrance of all testicles all day, every day.

Jake Pine is such a testicle taster, that his own parents disowned him.

by Thomas Pryce January 26, 2004

Testicle-Pains

Pains in said testicles often happening to people who slay dragons.

Berries had testicle-pains after slaying that dragon Nicole.

by mitchusonfire February 3, 2009

Mens testicle fluid

Semen also known as cum

Hey i just drank Mens testicle fluid

Nice

by Maskvicius564 April 24, 2023

texticle

When you have your phone on vibrate in your pocket and you're wearing baggy trousers so when you get a text it tickles your nuts.

i was sitting in class the other day when i got a texticle

by Spong a Mong April 21, 2006

Testicles

The two round balls in the sack under the mans 'shaft'.

Terrance: Paul! Did you see that guys big round testicles

Paul: Yes i did Terrence, they were a beauty.

by CrattleCrie January 16, 2012

right testicle

The one on the right. Because no one likes the Left one!

man my right testicle is itchy as hell.

by fuckretardsintheass! November 19, 2004