Bottom Tenner

A dude who's overall appearance puts him in the bottom 10% of dudes.

I can't blame Kaleb for sleeping with my girlfriend. I would take what I could get too if I were a bottom tenner like he is.

by theclaimer August 17, 2009

Buck Teaser

The Buck Teaser is derived from teaser lures in deep sea fishing. Upon entering a pool filled with women, shorts are dropped and the cock and balls are slapped up and down as bait to lure in the trophy slut. Once you have their attention, the predator repeatedly yells BUCK TEASER until the prize takes the bait with her mouth or hand.

Lenny Dubs, an avid slut fisherman, hauled in 110 pound blonde spinner at Seacrets Saturday night, hooked with a vicious Buck Teaser. Subsequently she was bagged, tagged, and mounted on the wall of fame.

by Mac Handy July 24, 2017

wiz-tender

A person, usually a nerd, who keeps his piss in a jar in his freezer and sells it to althelets when drug testing comes along. Wiz tenders generally have never gotten a buzz in their life.

Stoner: Shit man, I have to get tested today. I got wasted a few hours ago!
Resourceful Stoner Friend: Why not just go to the wiz-tender. He'll selling for $10 a cup.
Stoner: Great idea! Thank you my resourceful stoner friend!
Resourceful Stoner Friend: Anytime.

by Billy's Dad July 24, 2006

Tender Tendencies

A person who's in his late 30's or 40's that continuously tries to court young ladies ranging in ages 21-27 into going out with him, because he thinks he still has it going on or can't let go of the fact that he is past his prime!

Tim: "Yo man, can someone please tell Mike those young ladies don't want him!" "This is the last time I'm going to the club with him."

Steve: "He defiantly has tender tendencies!"

by EdDeleacroix April 24, 2011

sex tense

The form of a verb referring to "after sex."

Rod and I will be over for dinner sex tense, thinking around 7ish.

by CLRG October 24, 2014

pork tenderloin sandwich

A lewd description for sexual intercourse taken from a popular fast food sandwich.

Kevin: Yo homie, I wanna stick my pork inside her tenderloin sandwich. Ya hear me bro?
Ryan: Damn homie that's some nice wordplay you gots.

pork tenderloin sandwich

by EbonicPlague October 12, 2009

Sugar Tender

A man or woman in their 20's(early or late), that acts like a sugar daddy or mama. A person that is younger than you, giving you gifts and spending money on you.

-"Where did you get that new leather jacket?"
"Oh, my Sugar Tender bought this for me!"

by Da Duchess June 16, 2012