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Ass Tenders

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refers to a healthy and beautiful ass. see J Lo's ass.
That J Lo has such Ass Tenders!
by MrDax73r November 7, 2004
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tendersass

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A synthesis of the words tender and sassy. Used to describe something as exceedingly good or great.
The highest honor that can bestowed upon an object or person.
We're tender--and sassy; we're tendersass.
by creamofwheatman April 18, 2004
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Tendersass

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1) An object so tender and sassy at the same time that describing it as tender and sassy would not do it justice.
2) The second greatest honor you can bestow on an object. Scrumtralecent is the highest.
1) Man, that General Tsu Chicken I had the other day was so tendersass.
2) The movie Kungpow: Enter the Fist was extremely scrumtralecent... tendersass just wouldnt do it justice as a description.
by not_michael October 11, 2004
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When a girl (or whomever) is disappointed to find her man has a small penis.
“I hooked up with Patrick last night. Got four tenders in my six piece.”
by B1G JON August 29, 2019
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tenderstraight

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Typically a homophobic racist with Boomer tendencies who uses stereotypes, strawmen, and projection to complain about people who are not also tenderstraights. Allergic to accountability. Competitive oppression & self victimization, usually focusing on straight white male dominance as a "norm" that is being "stolen" by the "other". Centralizes themselves and their feelings in social / political movements that aren’t about them.

Often found chanting "You will not replace us" (even though we already are).
That tenderstraight started screaming about "When is our Straight Pride Parade?" when he saw a rainbow flag.
by Jack Topft June 21, 2024
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tenderstraight

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Typically a homophobic racist with Boomer tendencies who uses stereotypes, strawmen, and projection to complain about people who are not also tenderstraights. Allergic to accountability. Competitive oppression & self victimization, usually focusing on straight white male dominance as a "norm" that is being "stolen" by the "other". Centralizes themselves and their feelings in social / political movements that aren’t about them.

Often found chanting "You will not replace us" (even though we already are).
That tenderstraight started screaming about "When is our Straight Pride Parade?" when he saw a rainbow flag.
by Jack Topft June 21, 2024
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Chicken Tenders

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"The Crab looks good"
"No, probably tastes like Baltimore"
"Ooh, how about the Calimari"
"No, probably looks like a dildo"
"Uhhh, I'll get the Chicken Tenders"
- Every White Person at a food stand
by Beans2.0 October 29, 2018
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