techno 

What happens when people press random buttons and call it music. Takes no talent whatsoever and is a disgrace to real musicians who work their heart out to make music.

My friend started playing techno at the party and I kicked them. Hard.

techno by Angus the SuperDuck July 1, 2005

techno 

1) Monotonous, but very catchy beats
2) My alternative when I'm not listening to rap or 80's rock

1) Daft Punk

techno by MayGah February 8, 2004

techno 

Another form of music I can respect, although it isn't really my music, but still better than that rock, metal, grunge, and punk junk!

Techno will rule over rock and metal "music" as well!

techno by ROCK AND METAL SUCKS! September 1, 2003

Techno 

The best type of music to listen to when you're baked out of your mind.

"Yo man, I'm ripped."
"Well blast the techno"
"That's some trippy shit man"
"Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh"

Techno by scorchedangel March 15, 2009

Techno 

A coordinated mix of electric sounds that some cultists refer to as music. Sometimes believed to be an updated version of disco. Characterized by a drumbeat that always puts a bass drum hit on the downbeat and a mm setting of c 150. Often, a hi-hat hit on the upbeat and closed on the downbeat accompanies the persistent bass drum hits. In addition, there is always a complete lack of musical instruments, as all sounds are simulated on a computer. Most often listened to by a male demographic between ages 12 and 25, teh vast majority of which is uneducated in music and incapable of playing an instrument. Synonyms include "signal indicator" and "alarm clock," while antonyms include "music."

If copying music is illegal, techno is the worst rash of crime in the recording industry.

Techno by Bluepies February 10, 2005

techno 

A type of music that dumb people like me can dance to. I don't know why I like it, I just do.

I caught my dad dancing to my Song For The Lonely club remix, and he was dancing up a storm.

techno by Lemons The Seamonkey December 28, 2003

Techno 

Techno isnt really music. techno is electronic sounds coinciding to some kind of beat. Only when applied to some other form of music as a joke or backround sound can it then be "labeled" as music.unless at a rave. By itself it is literally nothing most people would want to listen to even if offered money. (possible exageration)

There is no way i can give an example of my opinion of techno. Words cannot discribe my dislike for it, usually.

Techno by Anonamous April 25, 2005