Tarantula Smuggler is a woman who doesn't groom,but still wears short shorts or bikini bottoms and her pubes are busting out the sides.
Mrs.Peabody was at beach and didn't realize her pubes were exploding out of the crotch area of here bathing suit....looked like she was smuggling tarantulas aka a Tarantula Smuggler!
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OMFG!!! I JUST GOT TARANTINOED! I'M MISSING AN ARM AND THREE TOES AND IM BEING CHASED BY THE COPS AND I THINK I'M ABOUT TO OVERDOSE, BUT IT WAS THE BEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE!!!
by SLOVAK January 13, 2009
Get the tarantinoed mug.1. A movie, show, or literature that has taken and processed by obfuscating the general plot by adding unnecessarily long conversations of a subject irrelevant to the plot (tarantino moments), random 70s style montages, women power that is obviously written or directed by men with a fascination with women's feet, and overrated gore and/or sex.
2. A movie, show, or literature that has had the general plot taken, and then bastardized into the form of what Quentin Tarantino believes is a great movie.
2. A movie, show, or literature that has had the general plot taken, and then bastardized into the form of what Quentin Tarantino believes is a great movie.
Bob - "Hey Joe! How was Inglorious Bastards?"
Joe - "Inglorious Bastards wasn't to bad. I like those old time spaghetti westerns of old wars. I can't wait to watch Tarantino's Inglorious Basterds!"
Bob - "Sweet! but just a for warning, the movie has been tarantinoized; don't expect to watch a remake. It's still good though."
Joe - "Are there subtitles?"
Bob - "More subtitles than spoken English."
Joe - "Darn. . ."
Joe - "Inglorious Bastards wasn't to bad. I like those old time spaghetti westerns of old wars. I can't wait to watch Tarantino's Inglorious Basterds!"
Bob - "Sweet! but just a for warning, the movie has been tarantinoized; don't expect to watch a remake. It's still good though."
Joe - "Are there subtitles?"
Bob - "More subtitles than spoken English."
Joe - "Darn. . ."
by The Smitty's G December 22, 2009
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by Blind russian August 21, 2015
Get the Tarantusaurus Sex mug.Also known as Shaqweyqwey, and Kristy Tranner during the holiday season; Kristen was born Jesus Christ Tranter {nee. Bingus} during the last great hippie rodeo of the early 1970's. At the age of two he legally changed his first name to avoid being misgendered as a man. No human on earth can pronounce his surname without their soul being stolen by the painting of Regis Shalley so variations such as Tranner, Trainor, and Tinky Winky exist as apocrypha. The night Kristen was born three angels flew down from heaven wailing Van Halens "Hot For Teacher" on divine golden Gibson Customs. His first words were "Imagine all the people, living life in peace." Which John Lennon promptly stole and profitted from (some say this was the reason Kristen allegedly had him assassinated.) In college Kristen majored in Choral Conducting, or as it was known in the 90's "hand wavy diddly do sing songing", he was an associate of the Czechoslovakian Mob, and a freelance session drummer. After going on six consecutive world tours as the stand in for Neil Peart of Rush, he left the music performance business stating "If Dave Matthews is doin' it, I just don't want to." He later settled at BHS. His hobbies include; hurting the feelings of altos, mocking the bass section, destroying the sopranos self esteem, and fly fishing. While he enjoys his long and breezy career as a teacher, his many obligations to the Czechoslovakian mob often bring him into great conflict with his morals.
"Tranter, Kristen was yelling at the altos for playing minecraft so I stole his cologne."
"Y'all like beans? My man Kwissey T. Tranter, Kristen has got all the baked beans you'll ever need."
"Ding dong, would you like to join the Church of Kristenology?"
"Y'all like beans? My man Kwissey T. Tranter, Kristen has got all the baked beans you'll ever need."
"Ding dong, would you like to join the Church of Kristenology?"
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