top and tail

the act of two people sleeping with their heads at opposite ends of the bed

We have to top and tail or there won't be enough room.

by M@ress February 28, 2009

heads i win, tails you lose

An annoying trick that your best friend likes to pull on you, hoping that you won't realize that both outcomes are in their favor

Let's flip a coin, heads I win, tails you lose

by ThunderSpider July 23, 2017

Pin the tail on his ass

A horrible and undefinable jail metaphor with a negative inflection. Most likely insuring a murder or rape, or the legendary MurderRape.

YO! I'm sick of this ni**a man! KEV! Pin the tail on his ass!

by JayHairston October 5, 2011

coon tail

A section of someone's hair that is horizontally striped any two different colours. Much like that of a raccoon's tail.

"Did you see Leigh's got a coon tail? I think it looks pretty ace, not everyone could pull off hair like that."

by Lee Alexandra October 3, 2007

tailgazing

Checking out a chicks ass, specifically while on an escalator or similar situation (so you are 'following' it). Also, can include the act of positioning yourself just behind a chick on the escalator (following close).

Johnny was tailgazing all the way up the escalator at Wheaton, did you see the chick standing in front of him?

by Lacoste - DC Metro Tailgazer April 23, 2009

Tailcocking

It's a new DJ term of trainspotting.

He was tailcocking the DJ all night.

by tailcocker #2 September 27, 2009

tailgate warranty

When item is sold and delivered or dropped off by seller and the item comes with warranty as long as u can see the tailgate of the delivery vehicle. Once the tailgate is out of sight, your purchase is out of warranty.

Seller: I'll drop off your new stove later .

Buyer: does it have warranty?

Seller: it comes with certified tailgate warranty.

Buyer: wtf?

Seller: it has warranty as long as u can see my trucks tailgate!

by PappaChino July 13, 2017