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Swirly Temple

Similar to a swirly but with a new twist.

When you have your period in a toilet and then you shove the head of a person you don’t like or a dweeb in the toilet and give them a swirly. Just like a classic swirly but red due to the period blood so it’s called a swirly temple because Shirley temples are red.
Hey dweeb! Get outta the girls room before we give you a swirly Temple!
by Stinky Stina February 17, 2025
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Swirly Brown

When a female/male diarrheas on the others persons belly button, then uses their finger to swirl it around.
Martin: Yo bitch, lemme get a Swirly Brown

Klaus: Alright bet
by ScendoLuh July 11, 2025
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loaded swirly

Max got a mouth full of crap when Jake gave him a loaded swirly.
by oosiks32 January 15, 2014
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Chocolate swirly

The ultimate swirly wherein the toilet already has a multitude of turds inside of it. The victim's head will stink for hours, even days if the turds are rancid enough.
Bully: Ha! I gave Nelson a fucking chocolate swirly! Now his hair is all brown!

Guy: You're an asshole.
by Poor boy from a poor family November 28, 2003
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Dick Swirly

When some one puts there dick in the toilet and flushes the toilet for sexual pleasure. Antonym of Vagina Swirly. Source RevScarecrow stream.
My family looks at me differently ever since they opened the bathroom to find me giving my self a Dick Swirly
by Benchance January 18, 2015
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Beef Stew Swirly

When three people (excluding the person recieving the swirly)
Poop in the toilet, then dunk the persons head in the bowl. After making sure the person has recieved plenty of beef (shit) the three add the broth by urinating on the reciever of the swirly.
Chad would forever regret his racist joke after three hispanic gentlemen gave him a beef stew swirly.
by RaindancerF November 28, 2011
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Soggy Swirly

Begin with beating your faecal matter with a cutlery instrument, for instance, a fork, until the consistency of said faecal matter is in slushy and viscous. After this, store the faecal matter in a bowl and wrap it in cling film, refrigerating it for 24 hours. After it has been refrigerated, retrieve the faecal matter and place it in your or your breeding mates bedroom. When you are engaging in sexual intercourse with your significant other, smear the faecal matter on their face with an instrument of decoration, I.E. a paintbrush.
"(Insert significant other's name) would you mind if i painted you like a Picasso painting with some soggy swirly i prepared earlier."
by Glenny Bravo March 3, 2019
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