Swamp Donkey

Swamp Donkey-(n) 1. a low caliber female type who tries to pass them self off as a dime piece by trying to surround themselves with dimes, clearly never obtaining nothing more than penny piece status.
Kev: What's the deal with Andrea?

Tod: Oh the Swamp Donkey? No one wants that skank. Have you seen that shit that's in her eye?

Michelle: Nasssttyyyy...
by TR1V1UM- July 05, 2010
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Swamp Donkey

Large, fat, carp. Commonly associated with spawning fish in shalow water.
My buds and I grabbed a case of PBR and headed for the lake top fly fish for swamp donkeys.
by Carp Mojo May 15, 2011
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I woke up in the morning after a big night next to the ultimate swamp donkey.
by claudia February 27, 2004
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noun: (swam-pa-dawn-kee) origin. Houston:
1. A very unattractive person, usually having an extremely large gap in their teeth and an overbite. Most likely to be more than 50% overweight but not a must.
2. An ugly ass person.
Ricky Smiley. Damn swamp donkey
by CJ February 07, 2005
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A fat fugly chick who stalks drunk, weak, and/or insecure men and and takes advantage of them sexually.
That damn swamp donkey is fucking the WTs again!
by Rayth March 20, 2008
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Swampdonkey = slang for a MOOSE (it's a New England, especially Maine thing)
That swampdonkey jumped right out in front of my rig when I was doing 90 MPH!
by Mike Phillips August 19, 2005
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1. a female who sleeps with other girls' boyfriends and has no shame in it

2. one who collects many diseases while treading through the "swamp" and is therefore a truly dirty person

3. one who carries a grocery bag for sleepovers because they're disposable and she doesn't want to get a nice one dirty in the merky waters
Man, that jerk cheated on me with a swamp donkey!

I heard that swamp donkey's newest disease is syphilis.

I found that swamp donkey's grocery bag in his bedroom!
by My middle name is Karma June 21, 2011
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