subscriptophobia

Subscriptophobia - The fear of subscription cards that fall out of magazines.

I would love to read more magazines, but I have severe subscriptophobia.

by Vildachaya October 5, 2013

Subscription to life

A subscription (prescription) bought daily, monthly, annually, etc., which you need in order to live.

“Hey did you hear Jake was just diagnosed with type 1 diabetes?”
“I did, he’s got a subscription to life now.”

by FrenchyBoi September 25, 2021

Butt-subscription

When the booty is so juicy A.K.A thicc that it bypasses butt dialing and/or texting to subscribe to payed services.

Butt-subscription: when the thiccness subscribes to payed sevices due to its sheer juiciness.

Girl!!! I butt-scribed to door DoorDashPass when we were wrestling...

Past tense Butt-scribed, websters Butt- subscription, present tense buttscribe, verb buttscribing

by ZevNoir August 15, 2020

Brazzers Subscripton

(Your caught in a pickle, And I mean it.) - RowleyOpeu

The best time of your life. You just got out of an hot-ass shower, and your on your way to masturbate on Pornhub.com (Lame!)

Now see, Bradley is looking and digging real hard for that new Lily Lane video..

Until his dad texts him an odd text message, "Nice tits, Milady."

Now Bradley wants to find out who exactly that Lady' is.

He quickly exposes his dad, and says he'll snitch on him.

As any dumbass- down bad dad would say, " I'll give you anything"

(Simp, I say, S-HI"MP)

But back to the story, Bradley puts everything on his amazon wishlist...

5 Toy Vaginas
New Nintendo Switch
A trip to India
Meet and greet with Lana Rhoades

And at the deep end..

A BRAZZER SUPSCRIPTON!!!!!!

iMessage

Dad - Hey Patricia, nice tits!

Son- This is your son, Bradley?
Dad - I'll give you anything!

Son - The new Adidas, a Tesla, and a..

5 month Brazzers Subscripton.

by RowleyOpeu September 4, 2021

suscriptions

When someone with suspicious motives subscribes to your blog/twitter. Derived from two words; suspicious and subscription.

"I keep getting flooded with millions of suscriptions."

by waxa April 20, 2009

subscriber rate

The amount of youtube subscribers a youtube channel gains in an average day. This number can only be found using an external source.

Pewdiepie's subscriber rate is about 10000.
My subscriber rate is exactly zero.

by ManMan36 May 13, 2016

Subscriber Minor Syndrome

Subscriber Minor Syndrome (SMS) is a disorder term used to describe a behavior exhibited by YouTubers who have amassed over 100,000 subscribers on their channels. In this whimsical scenario, as content creators reach this milestone, they develop a fascination with minors. Individuals with Subscriber Miner Syndrome suddenly find themselves captivated by minors and children under the age of 18, most of the time there is a 4+ year age gap with the Youtuber being older then the minor. Individuals with Subscriber Miner Syndrome might not immediately try to groom a minor but will sooner or later. Subscriber Miner Syndrome (SMS) is most common among Roblox youtubers and Minecraft youtubers

Person A: Did you see what the inmates did to Juke in prison?
Person B: Hes in prison? Didn't he just hit 100k yesterday?
Person A: Yea but he had Subscriber Minor Syndrome and groomed a 16 year old.
Person B: Oh.

by Cheesecake. September 9, 2023