Goose stuck in the puddle

The sound an unconscious person's hand makes when forced to aggressively slap an excessively moist vagina by the finger bang recipient.

Yo bro, early morning? I hear that goose stuck in the puddle this morning.

by Sean mcvay April 6, 2017

penis stuck in a door

This very painful thing happens when you slam the door, unaware your penis was there. And you scream in pain.

Innocent guy: *walks to the door
Innocent guy: *closes door*
Innocent guy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Innocent guy: *mah dick fell off
Innocent guy: *dies from his penis stuck in a door*

by AStrunkMan69 May 23, 2022

stick dick stuck in a wall

when you use your teleporter at the bank/vault in the henry stickman games

captainsause: lets use the teleporter and oh HAHAHAHA he got his stick dick stuck in a wall HAHAHA-

by uwu whats this 69420 September 27, 2020

help me I am stuck in the coal mines

A common saying among Victorian children.

"help me I am stuck in the coal mines, Jake."

by chesket October 7, 2022

Semen-Stuck-In-The-Shaft

When you have reached an impasse and there is no way out but to live with the consequences and move on.

Dude, its semen-stuck-in-the-shaft. You just gotta let it go.

by Yacob369 December 31, 2010

get stuck in

To perform a task with determination,or to attack a person verbally or physically

I get stuck in doubt and reassurance loops,I got stuck in my jaws

by amit000 March 12, 2014

I am not stuck in here with you,you are stuck in here with me!

When you are stuck in a bad situation,but you are decided to take the person who dragged you into it down with you.
Also used to try and assert dominance over someone.

"Michael Reeves is the definition of:I am not stuck in here with you,you are stuck in here with me!"

*Insert taser sounds and yells of panic*

by MrSchlong August 5, 2021