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strategic friendship default

strategic friendship default

this def was posted on my birthday

and so i write it here now
strategic friendship default means when one is a fake friend
by giug78tig August 3, 2010
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strategically placed selfie

When a person makes it a point to put high quality selfies on their Snapchat story in hopes that their potential date will see it and respond.

Can be shortened to "SPS" for efficiency purposes.
Do you think Eric's snap is an strategically placed selfie (SPS) for me?

I need to put up a strategically placed selfie (SPS) for Eric to see.
by DontTellEric June 28, 2017
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Strategic docking

Strategic docking is when a person inserts his penis into the forseskin of another man's penis. The strategic part of it is when someone isn't paying attention. For example during a pvp session, someone sneaks under your desk and docks you very quickly.
Vikz likes Strategic docking. It makes his genitals all tingly, since it feels special.
by blijekarper March 29, 2020
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Passive-Aggressive Strategic Incompetence

A deliberate and calculated behavior exhibited by an organization or its members, particularly law enforcement agencies, where they feign misunderstanding or lack of capability to fulfill a legal or formal request for information. This tactic is employed as a means of evasion to avoid accountability, transparency, or the disclosure of information that could implicate the organization in illegal activities or misconduct. It is characterized by an outward appearance of cooperation or innocence, masking an intentional effort to obstruct justice or the rightful access to information. This behavior is passive-aggressive in nature because it avoids direct confrontation or refusal while actively working against the requester's aims to uncover truth or obtain justice.

This definition encapsulates the manipulative and obstructive nature of the behavior, emphasizing its purpose as a strategy to evade legal and moral responsibilities.
The police department's refusal to provide the requested documents, coupled with their pretense of not understanding the clear terms of the FOIA request, is a classic case of passive-aggressive strategic incompetence designed to shield themselves from scrutiny.
by I Juana Be Free March 3, 2024
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Strategic Admission

(noun)
A person who gets caught in a controversy and waits until people stop caring before confessing to what they did. They hope to get away with it by admitting when the fuss has died down.
Person A: "Did you hear about that celebrity scandal?"
Person B: "Yeah, they totally pulled a strategic admission maneuver. Waited for everyone to forget before coming clean."
by ahundredovens August 9, 2023
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