squishing the squid

The female equivalent of slapping the salami or choking the chicken.

Do I partake in squishing the squid? Why, my dear fellow, I'd be lying if I said I didn't.

by The original überbitch December 14, 2008

squish hug

A hug where the female purposely tries to squeeze her breasts against the male's chest (or back if the hug is from behind)

see also: bosom hug, boobie hug

She gave such him a good squish hug that by the time she stepped away he had a huge boner.

by aznravinrobin December 28, 2005

squished hamburger

Squishing your bare ass cheeks against a window (preferably an eating establishment with seating right at the window) and shitting. While shitting, you ensure the proper smearing technique is used to create a pastel effect on the window.

When I was 8, my Dad and I went to get a poutine and chili dog. On the way home he introduced me to the art of the squished hamburger on the window at Mel's Diner. I plan on passing this gift for generations to come.

by C- bass September 23, 2007

Squish Bug

someone/something who apparently talks shit without you knowing about it.

yo check it you over here talking shit like a squish bug.

by GuessWhatThisDick August 24, 2011

Squish

Fruit cordial or 'squash'

I'm rather thirsty, may I have a glass of squish?

by anodenzyme August 19, 2006

Squeeze and Squish

The act of mutually groping another person. Generally more on the pg-13 side of things, but can also be used to describe more overtly sexual gropings.

She was the first girl I ever played Squeeze and Squish with.

by Banana42 April 18, 2010

squish fuck

A needy little bitch who doesn't wear the pants in the relationship. A person who acts like they are king shit till they get home to get railed by a strap on. A person who buys expensive Body building supplements but is build like a bird. A person who loses their turn with their spouse.

That guy is a total squish fuck.

Don't act like a squish fuck.

Be a man, not a squish fuck.

by Chicken wizard July 25, 2017