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banshee squirrel

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annoying people that are constantly getting on your case about nothing. they are pricks and dumbasses, and they tend to make random snoring noises out of no where. Shoot these people in the face!!!!!!!!
That bitch over there is a banshee squirrel, she wont ever shut the hell up.. and she constantly is like SNORING or some shit.
by Kory Wilford January 14, 2008
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Fried Squirrel

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A fart gone awry; an intention to release flatulence, and unintentionally poop your pants.
"I had to up and leave church 'cause I had to get some new got damned pants".

"Why?"

"Well, see I went to the bathroom to poot out, and ended up with a fried squirrel"

"I thought smelled turd during the last hymn"

"Well, you did. You did"
by Diet Sun Drop June 1, 2014
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eye squirrel

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A large bushy thing that rests above the eye. Also known as the 'eye brow'
Yo did you see how big Ethan's eye squirrels are?

Yeah, they're huge!
by Slap mouth May 31, 2017
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Information Squirrel

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Someone who obtains information or data on a subject and stores it away, whether or not they will ever look at it again.
Bob became an information squirrel when shopping for his new refrigerator while he was online and printed 166 pages of the research that he had done.
by bob3d July 25, 2018
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Cirque du Squirrel-eil

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Squirrels chasing each other up and down trees, jumping from branch to branch; An entertaining show of squirrel acrobatics.
Two gray squirrels displayed some gravity-defying leaps and bounds up and down the backyard tree, like furry little acrobats of Cirque Du Squirrel-eil.
by deerex February 20, 2011
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squirrel tail

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When a woman shaves her pubic hair but neglects to trim her asshole.
I never seen anything like it, I turned the bitch around and seen a 4 inch squirrel tail.
by Dreass December 28, 2005
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Squirrel Fishing

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To throw a nut on a string at a squirrel, then when it holds on, swiftly yanking it upwards. They don't let go.. seriously.
"Hey, wanna go for some squirrel fishing?"
"Sure thing, let me get my rod"
by Anon April 9, 2005
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