A verbal stoush between two or more parties that is so petty, pointless, misinformed or ill-conceived that it makes witnesses wince with embarrassment, or so uncomfortable that they don't know where to look.
Did you hear those two going off at each other across the table? I just don't want to get involved in these squirmishes.
by KeithMyArthe September 26, 2009
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by Pierre Boulez April 16, 2011
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1. Mac gave the love of his life, aktrout girl, a squirming dersman after a long day of fishing on the river. She proceeded to immediately dump her loser boyfriend in search of a much more exhilarating experience with mac.
2. Upon becoming intimate with a friend of his for the first time, Austin gave her a squirming dersman. This immediately got them both in the mood for a long night of love making.
3. Ray was being apathetic about flyfishing, until he received a squirming dersman from a local fly fisherman.
2. Upon becoming intimate with a friend of his for the first time, Austin gave her a squirming dersman. This immediately got them both in the mood for a long night of love making.
3. Ray was being apathetic about flyfishing, until he received a squirming dersman from a local fly fisherman.
by rainbowtrouter February 12, 2014
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Jb: Dude, I took a shit last night and it went all over my balls.
Adam: Dude! You were squirting on the pups!
Adam: Dude! You were squirting on the pups!
by DonkeySchlong February 11, 2010
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I haven't heard the president state that we're at war. That's why I too am not knowing -- do we use the term intervention? Do we use war? Do we use squirmish? What is it?
by 28lobster April 17, 2011
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