squidgestan

Alands mum originates from this place

Uuuuh my mommy came from squidgestan

by 148592 February 21, 2021

Squidge the widge

When men squeeze their penis when needing the toilet desperately.

“Hurry up in their Linda, I’m needing to squidge the widge out here”

by Pesh March 3, 2021

squidette

A female squid- loser chick

That's a total squidette he's dating

by Summertime81 June 25, 2022

Squidgel

To wrinkle up badly. To ruin something by changing its shape beyond recognition.

Oh, look what you’ve done to that clay piece. You’ve squidgeled it all up.

by Alonzo Sedgewick August 2, 2022

Squidgeable

When something is particularly cute and/or cuddly and you just want to squidge it. Pinning it under the weight of powerful arms till it stops moving and you are satisfied.

Showing someone a gif of a cute waddling penguin - "Oh wow that's such a squidgeable little penguin, I love it!

by StevoAllDay November 14, 2022

Squidge

A term of endearment towards something/someone small, young, or cute. Or maybe all the above.

Person A: I love Harris he’s so squidge (>_<)
Person B: What the fuck are you on about bruv
Person A: I want to squidge him like slime ★彡

by tescoboy720 ಠ_ಠ July 23, 2023

Sqidget

Referring to an annoying oddly short little kid with lots of energy normally in the age range of 5-14

“I went over to babysit my sister’s kid, and he was a total Sqidget”

by Legally_confrimeddumbass May 29, 2024