squidbillies

The best cartoon on TV.

When I grow up, I wanna be like Early Squid from the squidbillies

by Jimmy Browntooth July 28, 2008

The Squidward

I.E. Roman helmet ... Where a man places his testicles on top of each of a woman's eyes and lays his penis down her nose.

She was denying me sex, so after she passed out, I gave her The Squidward

by Jason5star December 31, 2010

Squidward

when a man places his testicles on the girls eyelids and lays his penis down her nose... she loooks like squidward

this girl was so kinky last night, she told me to squidward her.

by Cabo4 June 17, 2009

Squidward

A man's genitalia.

"OMG what do you think of Chuck?"
"I don't know, it looks as if his squidward is a little small..."
"Yeah..."

by Steve Tuesday June 3, 2015

Squidwardish

when someone has a lot of similarities to Squidward from SpongebobSquarePants
If you play clarinet, hate your neighbours, hate your job, hate life and are cranky (most of the time) then you are VERY Squidwardish

Person 1: I've been playing clarinet for 4 years now. catch up squidward, I am the most squidwardish!

Person 2: Well I play clarinet AND I hate life, so I'm more squidwardish than you!

by Holymotherofjoshuadun July 15, 2018

Squidward Style

Having sex while only wearing a T-Shirt.

John: “Did you hook up with Kim yesterday?”
Chris: “Yeah I ended up fucking her squidward style.”

by $aintNick January 12, 2019

Squidward

He just gets funnier/more relatable the older u get.

Squidward

by Negro Testies September 7, 2019