Squatch

1. Someone who is rude or bullies others. Especially in the Duke Cannon Lodge.

2. A derogatory term for somebody who uses Dr. Squatch.

Hey Dude! Your being rude to my friend, your such a Squatch!

by CNA Monster January 29, 2021

sue squatch

A nasty hair bitch. That looks like a god dam sasquatch.

Look at shady trying to hook up with that sue squatch. What the fuck is he thinking. She has a bigger mustache then he does

by STINKFINGER1 January 4, 2019

Squatchy

To be hairy all over your body, including buttcrack, butthole, legs, underarms, neck, ears and crotch. Or to be sasquatch-esque.

That Cuban girl was so squatchy! She had hair sprouting out of her pants!

by Sweaty Jan February 22, 2009

Squatching

The act of getting stoned while in the woods and then playing Hot Lava on fallen tree's.

" I cant wait for recess today so we can go squatching at the state park".

Steve totally ate it and broke his phone while we were squatching Tuesday.

"Evan went big today while we were squatching and totaly jacked his knee."

by Squatchers annoymus March 27, 2013

squatcha

abbreviation for an unusually hairy vagina. Shortened version of Sasquatch.

"Ever since I got off the birth control pill my squatcha has been enormously hairy!"

by Chinchinfoo April 26, 2010

Squatch Tallywhacker

A Huge hairy penis, that often has the odor of a turd covered in burnt hair

“Sally told me about Paul’s Squatch Tallywhacker

“Hey Mel tell me about your encounter with Kevin last night .”

“Betty it was fun until we got frisky. He was so big but it was too smelly. He definitely had a Squatch Tallywhacker!!!!”

by Rothberg-cummer September 23, 2019

Satchmo

While some slore is giving you a rusty trombone you fart into her mouth causing her cheeks to blow up big making her look like Satchmo.

Bitch was giving me a pedestrian rusty trombone so I turned her into Satchmo.

by Ken Melloy March 1, 2008